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Last Update: 05/24/2022

(TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284)

(NEW TARGETS #1, 25 & 201)
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Target #1: BMW M4 (F82)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The wing & stuff
Verdict: He then became a shopping cart that forked people to death and lived happily ever after.

Target #2: BMW 650Ci (E63)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The paint + rear wing
Verdict: Here's my new hit song "My Heart Will Fly On! BiaaaaTches!"

Target #3: BMW Z4 (E85)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The custom paint
Verdict: So custom, it probably smells.... (see bystander's face)

Target #4: BMW Z4 (E85)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The modifications
Verdict: So much glory! I wonder if it sings.

Target #5: BMW 635Csi
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods
Verdict: dude, it's "BACK TO THE FUTURE", not "BACK TO THE STREET"

Target #6: 328i (E90)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: chrome strips
Verdict: fake-vents out of the chrome strips, why didn't I think of that?

Target #7: BMW M6 (E63)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: interior & exterior mods
Verdict: probabaly can't even notice if someone puked in this junk.

Target #8: Honda Civic
BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW 7-series headlight & grills + ridiculous modifications
Verdict: Dude WTF are you thinking?

Target #9: BMW 328i (E90)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The doors
Verdict: Yes Yes! People really think you are driving a 4-Door Lambo.

Target #10: BMW 745Li (E65)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: truck conversion
Verdict: yo! you are missing a Jacuzzi hot tub!

Target #11: BMW 328i (E93)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: power ranger
Verdict: I am sure no cops would pull you over cause you got laser guns.

Target #12: HONDA Accord
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the genuine "BMW" & "745 Li" badges
Verdict: the owner wasn't happy because what he really wanted was target #10.

Target #13: Ford Mustang
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the genuine BMW 5-Series headlights & center grills
Verdict: You need to try harder!

Target #14: BMW 325i (E30)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the rear wing
Verdict: your mom says "go fly a kite!", not "go make a kite!"

Target #15: BMW 325Ci (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: A mix of mods.
Verdict: Dude so obbessed with the movie "The Black Swam", he must become one.

Target #16: BMW 325Ci (E46)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: that wing tho...
Verdict: somebody tells that monkey to close his mouth!

Target #17: BMW 530i (E39)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the flame
Verdict: finally, a car comes in hot and turns into a BBQ Grill!

Target #18: HONDA ACCORD
BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing & the BMW badges
Verdict: dude.. we are so confused right now

Target #19: BMW 330i (E90)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the ivory decorations & well, just see the picture...
Verdict: Another Dragon BMW lol... This ain't no Mushu ya know.
ps: the Chinese chick is HOT ~

Target #20: BMW 330i (E90)
BMW Nightmare Qualification: the REAL shopping carts, finally.
Verdict: so terrified, the car pissed itself.

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